Sunday, November 19

Wear underwear

These three are wearing no underwear. I had court Wed to see if I can get off probation early. I wore a black skirt above the knee and I was going to wear nylons, but later remembered you don't have to wear nylons right now. So I left the house with no nylons and forgot the underwear too. It was really windy outside and the skirt went up and my butt hung out. I don't think anyone saw my butt, but I was too embarrassed to turn all the way around. So I made it into the court room where I soon find out I was supposed to be there yesterday. And yesterday it had not been windy.

7 comments:

Sally said...

Kristy,
You are a riot!!! And incriminating your family so you don't feel alone is brilliant. :)
Love you girl!

Anonymous said...

Yes, no one forgets such a necessary item. GIRL GONE WILD!

Sarah said...

first of all, that might be the worst picture i've ever seen. my boobs are busting out of my dress and i look drunk, or high, or both, as does rach.

second, kristy you are wild. but good writer and maybe you should start writing a book. i feel like it would be really good. :-)

Sally said...

I'm kind of wondering why Mama Staton hasn't reponded. Is she afraid she's been found out? :O
And yes Sarah, I've got to say that is the craaaaziest picture of you I've ever seen. But everytime I look at it and look at Kristy's post it makes me laugh and I need that in my day. So thanks again Kristy!!

Becky Staton said...

Kristy that is rediculous and hilarious! I'm dying. My mom warned me there was something good posted.


Gosh I wonder why Ann is so silent on this blog...?

:)

Sarah said...

did you know that you can click on the picture and it becomes BIG??? :-O
i think my face must have something to do with how much my boobs are popping out. was that happening all night????

Becky Staton said...

No, you weren't busting out all night. Its probably b/c of how your sitting. You looked gorgeous!